Hi,
I'm George. Been writing and performing stand-up for a couple of years.
Am a magician by trade.
Nice to be here, I think/hope.
Hello from Belfast
How-are-yer Georgetastic.
Nice to have you onboard.
Can you make my wife disappear?*
*Clarifies this as a reference to magic skills, not any stereotypical presumed links to prescribed orginisations
Welcome, George!!!
Helloooo!
Hey. 
Hello there
Hello
Wecome George 
Welcome to the site.