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Quote: sootyj @ January 26 2011, 1:28 PM GMT

Who was offering?

:D

No-one - it would be nice to have all that stuff but y'know what, I think I'd rather run a little coffee shop and gallery on the coast and not real care about making a living. Unfortunately that aint about to happen.

Peace and tranquility in one spot would suit me just fine.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 26 2011, 10:03 AM GMT

What if it was your half a mill question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Tarrant would look at you with that 'What? You don't even know the weight of your own tits?' glare of his.

Imagine the "Ask the audience" bit.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 26 2011, 1:57 PM GMT

:D

No-one - it would be nice to have all that stuff but y'know what, I think I'd rather run a little coffee shop and gallery on the coast and not real care about making a living. Unfortunately that aint about to happen.

Peace and tranquility in one spot would suit me just fine.

Isn't that the kind of jobs billionaires give to their faded trophy wives whilst they fornicate with their mistresses?

Quote: sootyj @ January 26 2011, 2:01 PM GMT

Isn't that the kind of jobs billionaires give to their faded trophy wives whilst they fornicate with their mistresses?

[scours the job pages for a role of 'trophy wife']

The thing about being a trophy wife is you don't just get put on a pedestal you also get stuck in the cabinet.

Quote: sootyj @ January 26 2011, 2:07 PM GMT

The thing about being a trophy wife is you don't just get put on a pedestal you also get stuck in the cabinet.

He so wise :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 26 2011, 11:00 AM GMT

Robyn's brother has acute tonsilitis. :|

Aw. Will he have to have them out?
I wonder what's different about acute vs. non acute.

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2011, 3:22 PM GMT

I wonder what's different about acute vs. non acute.

About ninety degrees.

>_<

Quote: Tuumble @ January 26 2011, 1:57 PM GMT

I think I'd rather run a little coffee shop and gallery on the coast and not real care about making a living.

I thought you were gonna make millions selling tat melted tapes?

Quote: Tuumble @ January 26 2011, 1:57 PM GMT

I think I'd rather run a little coffee shop and gallery on the coast and not real care about making a living.

That sounds nice. Only mine's a bookshop. Yum.

Chip's had his haircut and feels ready for anything.

In a library and online for free.

Quote: don rushmore @ January 26 2011, 4:05 PM GMT

I thought you were gonna make millions selling tat melted tapes?

It's art - I never claimed I'd make my fortune from it. :D

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2011, 3:22 PM GMT

Aw. Will he have to have them out?
I wonder what's different about acute vs. non acute.

I have no clue. All I know is he's in hospital now. :(

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