Last night I learned two things.
1. I'm getting a bit too old to go out drinking on a school night.
2. Just because a man tells you can accurately determine the weight of your boobs by groping, it doesn't mean that he can.
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This morning I learned one thing.
1. JoLaw has weighed her boobs.
Is knowing the weight of boobs an essential piece of information?
Quote: bigfella @ January 26 2011, 9:59 AM GMTIs knowing the weight of boobs an essential piece of information?
What if it was your half a mill question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Tarrant would look at you with that 'What? You don't even know the weight of your own tits?' glare of his.
Quote: bigfella @ January 25 2011, 5:06 PM GMTIs your old company making you work your notice or kicking you out now?
Working notice... and my boss isn't speaking to me. haha
Quote: JoLaw @ January 26 2011, 9:46 AM GMTLast night I learned two things.
1. I'm getting a bit too old to go out drinking on a school night.
2. Just because a man tells you can accurately determine the weight of your boobs by groping, it doesn't mean that he can.
Did he go
"Weighey!"
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 26 2011, 10:03 AM GMTWhat if it was your half a mill question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Tarrant would look at you with that 'What? You don't even know the weight of your own tits?' glare of his.
Thats a good point.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2011, 10:05 AM GMTWorking notice... and my boss isn't speaking to me. haha
Stupid.
Either get on with it or let you go on gardening leave. What good does sulking do?
Quote: JoLaw @ January 26 2011, 9:46 AM GMTLast night I learned two things.
1. I'm getting a bit too old to go out drinking on a school night.
2. Just because a man tells you can accurately determine the weight of your boobs by groping, it doesn't mean that he can.
The trick to getting an accurate weight measurement of one's boobs is to employ the technique of water displacement. Simply dunk each of your boobs into a full bowl of water then measure the weight of the runoff. Hey presto, no more need for UBEs* from strange men.
* Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 26 2011, 10:16 AM GMTThe trick to getting an accurate weight measurement of one's boobs is to employ the technique of water displacement. Simply dunk each of your boobs into a full bowl of water then measure the weight of the runoff. Hey presto, no more need for UBEs* from strange men.
* Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Visions of Bussell drowning Stott and Ricketts in twin buckets of water.
There's a lot to be said for bee-sting breasts that weigh virtually nothing.
Quote: chipolata @ January 26 2011, 10:24 AM GMTThere's a lot to be said for bee-sting breasts that weigh virtually nothing.
Things like,'Now if you shave all that off, you'll look like your twelve! I'm really into that. No, don't open that file on my computer.'
Quote: David Bussell @ January 26 2011, 10:16 AM GMTThe trick to getting an accurate weight measurement of one's boobs is to employ the technique of water displacement. Simply dunk each of your boobs into a full bowl of water then measure the weight of the runoff.
This can be more easily integrated into one's normal daily routine by having a mastectomy between baths.
Robyn's brother has acute tonsilitis. 
I don't want the money, the holidays, the latest gadget or the flash clothes, I just want to be happy.
Who was offering?