There's this chap from north of the border
And he said some things out of order
He said women don't know the rules
And now he's made himself look a fool
Andy Gray, oh, Andy Gray
You've been sacked now go away
Mr Murdoch's given you the rebuff
Even Susanne Dando's had enough
BSkyB have seen the back of him
Their view of him is very dim
He thinks women don't know offside
Now Channel Five will betide
Andy Gray, oh, Andy Gray
It's better if you didn't stay
It's better if you took stock
And stopped acting like a cock
People listen to what him and Richard Keys say
Even though they're something out of a 70s cabaret
The shit's hit the fan so get out your brollies
Cos these two now look a right couple of wallies
Andy Gray, oh, Andy Gray
Why won't you go away?
He's made himself look a right sap
There's a promotion for Jamie Redknapp