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Danny Cohen wants working-class sitcoms for BBC1 Page 4

You might be working class Godot, but you're still a snob. ;)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 25 2011, 2:18 PM GMT

Gay.

:P

Quote: Griff @ January 25 2011, 2:21 PM GMT

Congratulations, you are upper class!

Hah. *has a non-alcoholic party*

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2011, 2:22 PM GMT

Hah. *has a non-alcoholic party*

*Shudders at the very idea*

We have hummous?

*Runs away*

Quote: Griff @ January 25 2011, 2:06 PM GMT

ITV2 = underclass
BBC3/ITV = working class
BBC1/Radio 2 = lower middle class
BBC2/C4 = middle class
Radio Four = upper middle class
BBC4 = upper class
HBO = American

You seem to be equating class and intelligence/ intellectual curiosity. Well done, Griff!

Eagerly await your proposals for a forced sterilisation programme.

Quote: Bomsh @ January 25 2011, 4:01 PM GMT

You seem to be equating class and intelligence/ intellectual curiosity. Well done, Griff!

Eagerly await your proposals for a forced sterilisation programme.

I think maybe you missed the first part of Griff's post:

Quote: Griff @ January 25 2011, 2:06 PM GMT

I think the way to test is this - "What sitcom does your life most resemble" and then look up the network in the chart below:

Quote: Timbo @ January 25 2011, 4:11 PM GMT

I think maybe you missed the first part of Griff's post:

Actually you are right ... but I don't seem to have changed my mind.

Quote: Griff @ January 25 2011, 4:07 PM GMT

They're not fully developed yet but I can reveal it starts at Didcot.

Bias!! But since we're doing them one by one, may I humbly suggest Aldershot and Lower Earley?

I'm lucky I guess, as I'm able to move beyond the petty bourgeois concept of different "classes", having the ability and charm to seamlessly interact and identify with people from all sections of our diverse society. Be they quasi-royalty or the poorest, most socially disadvantaged, I somehow have the knack of appreciating each person simply for their merits as a human, putting aside issues such as where they live, how much "money" they have, or what their interests and tastes are. Simply put, I just reach out to people - whoever they might be - as human beings who are neither more nor less important than myself.

Except for the blacks and the Irish of course.

:D :D :D

What am I laughing at? My ancestors were Irish!

Quote: Griff @ January 25 2011, 2:06 PM GMT

I think the way to test is this - "What sitcom does your life most resemble" and then look up the network in the chart below:

TV Network Class Identification Matrix

ITV2 = underclass
BBC3/ITV = working class
BBC1/Radio 2 = lower middle class
BBC2/C4 = middle class
Radio Four = upper middle class
BBC4 = upper class
HBO = American

And to paraphrase a very old joke;

-What about Sun readers?
-Oh they don't care which channel they watch as long as there's big tits.

What about Bravo? (though it no longer broadcasts)

Food channel=self harming anorexics
Military channel=people who shouldn't be allowed anything sharp
God channel=loonies in nice suits
Scifi=sofa masturbators
TCM=some one who probably shat themselves
Oxygen=women with more than one cat
CBBC=paedophiles
CBBies=more worrying paedophiles
Cartoon network=people who think they're ironic but are just immature
Skyarts=intellectuals with Sky subscriptions (who?!)
Dave=Blokes who cry during Top Gear
Gold=Aaron
E4=People who think they're better than Channel 5 but they're not

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2011, 2:18 PM GMT

The last alcohol I bought was three years ago, and it's still in the drinks cabinet.

At least you won't continually contract wine flu like moi ;)

Ha! That's a new one.

I've got an idea! Why not just make someone from what used to be called the working class the new head of BBC 1? Or Comedy Commissioner?

I've even heard they used to pay for some of them to go to University.

I'm joking, of course.

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