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Quote: zooo @ July 29 2007, 8:36 PM GMT

She's been in everything. And has kissed every male comedian I like.
She is a jammy bint.

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Ah Zooo 'a jammy bint', YOU ostracised me in an earlier post for saying 'jap bird' in a comedy setting. Please explain this contradiction?..

Quote: dellas @ January 25 2011, 5:14 AM GMT

Ah Zooo 'a jammy bint', YOU ostracised me in an earlier post for saying 'jap bird' in a comedy setting. Please explain this contradiction?..

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Jammy means lucky, and it was made perfectly clear that no one cared about the use of the word bird.
So what in cock's name are you on about?

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2011, 12:17 PM GMT

Jammy means lucky, and it was made perfectly clear that no one cared about the use of the word bird.
So what in cock's name are you on about?

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Zooo, a friendly post, love pun 'cock'!.
Bint is a derogatory term for girl or woman, considered offensive in Arabic.
Can we be friends now?.

Okay then, let's be pals.
*does special high-five*

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2011, 9:42 PM GMT

Okay then, let's be pals.
*does special high-five*

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Thanks Zooo!, hope you had a great evening, I came across as miserable old bag, I'm not, but old enough to be your Mum, in a fit Madonna style x

Quote: Chappers @ January 25 2011, 10:59 PM GMT

Bint is derogatory here too. So what? It's a brilliant word as used by Basil Fawlty.

How can she be jammy when she's stunningly gorgeous?

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Is there anything you would offensive? Just interested Chappers, woman to woman.

Quote: Chappers @ January 25 2011, 10:59 PM GMT

How can she be jammy when she's stunningly gorgeous?

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What do you mean, does jammy not just mean lucky?
Does it mean something like 'not deserving' as well? Can't be arsed to look it up myself.

In my opinion you can call someone lucky, even if they are pretty and talented and deserve what they've got.
In fact, isn't being pretty the very essence of luck? People don't do anything to earn it, they're born that way.

P.S. Way to quote something I said 3 and a half years ago. Did it take you that long to type?

Quote: dellas @ January 26 2011, 2:22 AM GMT

in a fit Madonna style

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Leotard et al?

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2011, 2:51 AM GMT

Leotard et al?

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I'm practising my 'full lotus' position now, avec leotard!

I am putting off going to bed because I am too tired. Someone please carry me up (or shout very loud at me)

Do a crawl up the stairs on hands and knees. It's fun plus you can pretend you're not exerting any effort.

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2011, 10:28 PM GMT

Do a crawl up the stairs on hands and knees. It's fun plus you can pretend you're not exerting any effort.

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I am too tired.

If I can make it to the bottom step I am going to lay face down and pretend I am a woman at a bar trying to pull a bloke (cos I am probably ugly or retaining water). I will flutter my eyelashes so much that they will slowly pull me up the stairs. If I get tired halfway up I can have a break and, while I am still a woman, I can have a sneaky look at my tits (which will probably be ugly or be retaining water).

Wouldn't pitch it on Dragon's Den because it is a shit idea and no one would buy into it. Apart from The old woman on it (who is ugly and probably retains water).

I just realised this is the sitcom Nighty Night thread, not the goodnight thread. BLOODY WILL CAM!

*off topics self*

Sorry Zooo, I was so tired I put this drivel in the wrong thread.

Suppose you'll have to do a forfeit for Aaron now