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Chocolate outrage

I recently bought a tin of Cadbury Heroes for Christmas gluttony. Having just opened the tin I find that the tiny Time Out bars have been removed. Needless to say, I shall be writing to them in the strongest possible terms.

Those gigantic set of bastards.

At work, college and annoying family get together, the time outs were always left, they're like the green sweets, know one likes them except that freeloader who couldn't be bothered to buy there own sweets.

Not that you're a freeloader of course Johnny :D

Taken from the Cadbury website...

"A mix of Cadbury bars packed in a tub format that is ideal for informal everyday sharing. Consumers love to rummage and scrummage in the tub to find their favourites. Includes Cadbury Dairy Milk, Cadbury Dairy Milk with Caramel, Cadbury Dairy Milk Whole Nut, Twirl, Time Out, Dream, Fudge, Crunchie, Picnic, Nuts About Caramel."

I have logged my complaint with Messrs Cadbury alleging theft of my mini Time Outs by greedy emplyees.
Trading Standards here we come.

God it's rough where i live, just bought an advent calender from the local shop, all the windows were boarded up and some twat nicked all the chocolate.

Quote: johnny roulette @ December 9, 2007, 3:44 PM

Taken from the Cadbury website...

"A mix of Cadbury bars packed in a tub format that is ideal for informal everyday sharing. Consumers love to rummage and scrummage in the tub to find their favourites. Includes Cadbury Dairy Milk, Cadbury Dairy Milk with Caramel, Cadbury Dairy Milk Whole Nut, Twirl, Time Out, Dream, Fudge, Crunchie, Picnic, Nuts About Caramel."

I have logged my complaint with Messrs Cadbury alleging theft of my mini Time Outs by greedy emplyees.
Trading Standards here we come.

Hmmm...I would also have issue with that promo text. I like to rummage, but I'm not sure I've ever scrummaged in a tub of Cadbury's heroes.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 9, 2007, 4:46 PM

God it's rough where i live, just bought an advent calender from the local shop, all the windows were boarded up and some twat nicked all the chocolate.

Ha!
That's funny.

Talking about chocolate. I get an orange chocolate egg every christmas. I look forward to it.

Orange chocolate is WRONG.

Orange = good.
Chocolate = good.

But I'd like them seperately, thanks.

I love orange chocolate. Terry's Chocolate Orange are little balls of happiness. Was eating chocolate orange spread the other day too, lovely.

Sick

have you tried the tubs of terrys orange segments. they are just super.

I'll say it again, the two are nice seperately, but wrong when put together.

Like, say, Philadelphia and prawn cocktail crisps.

Actually... *goes to kitchen*

Ooo sounds good. Just like having a cheese, crisps sandwich.

Crisp sandwiches are the best.

:)

Hmm, well it was intriguing certainly.

My top tip: dip your chips in 7 Up or Coke, depending on which establishment you may be eating from. :D

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