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Quote: zooo @ January 22 2011, 11:58 PM GMT

Hehe, was just directed at general teenage awkward moments. Why do mums ask these kind of questionssss?

To be cruel?

In fairness to my mum, her version of the 'birds and the bees' was to leave a Daily Mail article about teenage pregnancy open on my bed. I think I was about 15, and as I went to an all boys school and hadn't spoken to a girl since primary school she really needn't have worried.

Quote: chipolata @ January 23 2011, 12:05 AM GMT

I suspect/pray Aaron's sterile.

You think about that man's sperm way more than is healthy.

Whoever invented the phrase 'push the envelope'. What does this mean? Senseless. Who the Hell ever sits with an envelope in front of them and pushes it?

Manila Ice?

Quote: keewik @ January 23 2011, 8:30 PM GMT

Whoever invented the phrase 'push the envelope'. What does this mean? Senseless. Who the Hell ever sits with an envelope in front of them and pushes it?

The envelope in aeronautical engineering is the area in which the aeroplane will fly at its optium ( And not actually fall from the sky). Expanding this area, or "pushing the envelope" allows your aircraft to perform better and more "robustly".

And ordinary humans are supposed to know this?

Quote: keewik @ January 23 2011, 8:53 PM GMT

And ordinary humans are supposed to know this?

I did.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 23 2011, 8:37 PM GMT

Manila Ice?

>_<

Quote: DaButt @ January 23 2011, 8:58 PM GMT

I did.

But you're a man. Men are obsessed by aircraft.

Quote: keewik @ January 23 2011, 10:56 PM GMT

But you're a man. Men are obsessed by aircraft.

I'm not.

Quote: chipolata @ January 23 2011, 11:12 PM GMT

I'm not.

I award you a gold star.

Instead, he is obsessed with the satsuma.

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2011, 11:20 PM GMT

Instead, he is obsessed with the satsuma.

Next you'll be suggesting I build Satsuma Snowmen and put them on my desk. ;)

Real satsuma or is that a euphemism for cats/escalators/weather/etc.? Weather - that's another male obsession.

I've only ever heard the name Sarah Millican before and never heard her.

This morning she was on some Radio Five programme.

What a complete arsehole !

Angry

From Wiki . .

Her husband left her unexpectedly in 2004 after seven years of marriage; they have since divorced.

It took him seven years to realise?

Good God.

Wow, I never knew I obsessed about so much. 'Men' must love the Tornado.

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