How many sprouts did you eat Zooo?
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Hee. 14!
But they were tiny baby sprouts, so about the equivalent of 5 normal ones.
Cadburys Dairy Milk is sex.
Quote: zooo @ January 23 2011, 5:25 PM GMTWhat's the prize?
Entry read by a famous author on NPR, interview on their weekend show, signed copy of author's work and so on.
Quote: bigfella @ January 23 2011, 11:55 AM GMTHave you recovered from your telling off?
I thrive on disapproval, bigfella. 
Quote: sootyj @ January 23 2011, 5:25 PM GMTGood luck, but where can I read your writings?
I'm working on getting my website and blog up and running, but unfortunately I ended up procreating and my darn kids are keeping me too busy.
Hopefully soon though.
Today I have been mostly watching 1940s Canadian Mountie BDSM porn
Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 23 2011, 5:13 PM GMTShort story contest submission sent and confirmed. Now we wait.
Nope:
Now you get on with your NEXT story.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 23 2011, 5:38 PM GMTEntry read by a famous author on NPR, interview on their weekend show, signed copy of author's work and so on.
Cor blimey.
Good prize!
Quote: zooo @ January 23 2011, 5:48 PM GMTCor blimey.
Good prize!
I thought so. They've actually hired writers from contests such as these.
Godammit I've had a brainfart and can't think of a word I need. What's the word for someone who's pissed and can't talk properly, so they'd be barely-*******. It's not legible, it's something else. And I can't think of it.
Help.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 23 2011, 5:40 PM GMTI'm working on getting my website and blog up and running, but unfortunately I ended up procreating and my darn kids are keeping me too busy.
Hopefully soon though.
No links anywhere?
Tell us a joke..
You do intrigue me.
Discombobulated, wasted, inebriated, in the house of Lords?
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 23 2011, 5:54 PM GMTGodammit I've had a brainfart and can't think of a word I need. What's the word for someone who's pissed and can't talk properly, so they'd be barely-*******. It's not legible, it's something else. And I can't think of it.
Help.
Comprehensible? Or coherent?
Oh, like Griff said whilst I was typing...
Inebreiated would be my main and worst spelled guess