Okay had an idea... think this one might be too obvious and\or too silly.
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EXT. STREET. NIGHT.
A MAN (TERRY) AND A MAN DRESSED AS SOME KIND OF MAN\SNAIL HYBRID (GARY) ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TERRY IS SCOWLING AT GARY.
GARY
What?
TERRY STILL SCOWLS
GARY
Look we had to run we wouldn't have had a chance.
TERRY
That's the problem with you, no backbone.
D
I like it! The salt one is still my fav but they're 3 good pieces. Well done 
You're getting me confused, are you two really one and the same? Good sketch
Quote: bushbaby @ December 9, 2007, 11:48 AMYou're getting me confused, are you two really one and the same? Good sketch
I think it's only you getting confused and no we are not 
Just for some reason you praised the wrong person on the first sketch, hehe.
looks like we've been outed again. Danny!!
Nah, we're not the same person.
And if you believe that then you'll believe anything.
I feel bad now. We are different! 
What she said. We are two different people...
Hope all confusion is now cleared up.
Well, Danny why are you nicking Marion's snail theme then. I'd be furious
Oh, my God, bless him, he's not!! 
It's his sketch, not mine. Mind I'd like to pinch it.
Whoops, my mistake....sorry Danny
Quote: bushbaby @ December 9, 2007, 1:09 PMWhoops, my mistake....sorry Danny
The clue to who wrote a sketch is the name NEXT TO IT. 
D
Nice one :-)
I didn't find this one funny. The "no backbone" line just had no punch. The salt one was my favourite.
Quote: Winterlight @ December 9, 2007, 1:28 PMI didn't find this one funny. The "no backbone" line just had no punch. The salt one was my favourite.
Yeah as I said mate, think I may have been overthinking the rule of 3 and I DID say, may be just stuck with a duo.
Okay had an idea... think this one might be too obvious and\or too silly.
And probably the fact alcohol was involved in writing the first two.
Quote: bushbaby @ December 9, 2007, 12:54 PMWell, Danny why are you nicking Marion's snail theme then. I'd be furious
Danny your not Carling are you?
Right only took me 5 snail sketches to think of one.
A snail/human hybird is walking down and alley and two burly men run up to him and start sawing his shell off. The snail/human hybrid yells and wails in pain. Theres blood everywhere. The snail/human hybrid falls to the floor. One of the men turns to the snail/human hybrid as he walks away and says
Burly Man:
Next time keep up your mortgage payments
The Burly men attach a 'For Sale' sign to the shell and walk off with it.
(Feel free to use it Danny, all hail the snail)
I too liked the salt one best, still very good though.