Quote: Rob H @ January 22 2011, 11:23 PM GMTIt's alright. I've probably deserved it. Plus it can't really damage my looks. I'm no Ben. Or even a gay Bussell vampire.
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Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:24 PM GMTI don't think raging on the internet will help, Nat, to be honest. I guess we all cope differently though.
Yes, so mind your own business, ta 
Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:24 PM GMTI don't think raging on the internet will help, Nat, to be honest. I guess we all cope differently though.
If you call him, he will come.
Oh hi, Rob!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 22 2011, 11:24 PM GMTBut you've got that beautiful soul that those chancers will never understand, Rob.
Erm, unless I'm very much mistaken, I believe you've just called me ugly. 
'Beautiful soul'! Next you'll be telling me you just want to be friends. 
Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:26 PM GMTOh hi, Rob!
Hi Ben. 
When's your baby due, Rob? Or were you getting married? I forget.
Quote: Rob H @ January 22 2011, 11:14 PM GMTErm....nah. Unless you want a battle of wits? In which case I refuse to fight an unarmed man.
It started out as banter
Upon a message board
Till one more flippant comment
Struck much deeper than the cord
For Wit is much to fight for
Expresses who we are
And any challenge to it
Leaves the door of doubt ajar
So Rob H thinks he's smarter
Or quicker than Will Cam
A cold dawn morning face-off
Parting Meat from puerile spam
Decides the fate of posters
Who in life have never met
Just name the date, and time and place
My torso takes the bet
Quote: Rob H @ January 22 2011, 11:27 PM GMTErm, unless I'm very much mistaken, I believe you've just called me ugly.
Stop being mean 
I haven't seen your angelic face! I was being nice!
It pisses me off that I can't go for a pint with Rob H. I imagine we'd get on.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 11:29 PM GMTIt started out as banter
Upon a message board
Till one more flippant comment
Struck much deeper than the cord
For Wit is much to fight for
Expresses who we are
And any challenge to it
Leaves the door of doubt ajar
So Rob H thinks he's smarter
Or quicker than Will Cam
A cold dawn morning face-off
Parting Meat from puerile spam
Decides the fate of posters
Who in life have never met
Just name the date, and time and place
My torso takes the bet
Though the last line proves my point.
Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:29 PM GMTWhen's your baby due, Rob? Or were you getting married? I forget.
Got married last year. Baby H mark II (though the first with this female manufacturer) is due in July.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 22 2011, 11:29 PM GMTStop being mean
It looks a bit like this: 
Or it did. Now it looks like this.
People in the flat upstairs playing some sort of dancing computer game. For the last two hours. C**ts.
Quote: Rob H @ January 22 2011, 11:32 PM GMTBaby H mark II (though the first with this female manufacturer)
Now that's what I call a REAL man.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 22 2011, 11:33 PM GMTPeople in the flat upstairs playing some sort of dancing computer game. For the last two hours. C**ts.
Is it Eric Saward?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 22 2011, 11:33 PM GMTPeople in the flat upstairs playing some sort of dancing computer game. For the last two hours. C**ts.
Are you a man or a mouse? Go up and Jason Bourne their ass.
Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:30 PM GMTIt pisses me off that I can't go for a pint with Rob H. I imagine we'd get on.
Aw. Maybe one day, if I ever make it to a meet. It'd probably only ruin the magic though Ben.
Quote: Ben @ January 22 2011, 11:35 PM GMTIs it Eric Saward?
No, he's two doors down. I often see him walking past my window holding a plastic bag. I sometimes wonder if it contains meat, cans of beer, or something else altogether. . .
Quote: chipolata @ January 22 2011, 11:35 PM GMTAre you a man or a mouse? Go up and Jason Bourne their ass.
Far too early on a Saturday to do that; if it was a Wednesday though-! Oh boy-!