Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 10:07 PM GMTWhen an East End whore hasn't been fully covered in chocolate so the centre is chewy and tastes stale.
Eek it's Will Cam the ripper!
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Edit to say at Will, not Sooty. 
Story of his life Rob.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 10:43 PM GMTStory of his life Rob.
Don't cry for him. The devil puts a black penny in a jar for every tear he causes. He's got a f**king fortune waiting for him when his time is up.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 10:51 PM GMTDon't cry for him. The devil puts a black penny in a jar for every tear he causes.
Is that off something? It's rather lovely.
Quote: zooo @ January 22 2011, 10:53 PM GMTIs that off something? It's rather lovely.
Straight from my twisted mind.
Quote: zooo @ January 22 2011, 10:53 PM GMTIs that off something? It's rather lovely.
I believe it's from the third volume of the Devil's autobiography, 'Satan Saves'.
Where do you get your religious values?
Quote: Rob H @ January 22 2011, 10:56 PM GMTI believe it's from the third volume of the Devil's grot mag, 'Satan Shaves'.
A fine and worthy tome.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 10:51 PM GMTDon't cry for him he's mine. The devil puts a black penny in a jar for every tear I cry. He's got a f**king fortune waiting for him when his time is up and maybe I'll get to hold his sweet hand.
Wow that's sweeter than it's creepy.
Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2011, 10:59 PM GMTWhere do you get your religious values?
A fine and worthy tome.
*sets up a direct debit to the devil of a gazillion black pennies*
do wah?
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So where did Rob touch you?
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 11:03 PM GMT
ALL OVER!?!
Quote: Will Cam @ January 22 2011, 10:55 PM GMTStraight from my twisted mind.
Aw, well it was very poetic!