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Quote: zooo @ January 22 2011, 12:13 PM GMT

Just Jap, I'd say.

Good hint for us all in life, not just the board: try not to be racist.

So do we have to say 'Japanese person's eye' when refering to the 'meatus' (pisshole) in knob jokes on here now?

Just need to clear that one up.

Katie Price's pussy has seen more Japanese Person's eyes than a Tokyo optician.

Doesnt quite work does it? And, the English experts out there may say that it should be Japanese peoples eyes instead.....Im puzzled now.

Let's not be silly.

Just use common sense.

Quote: zooo @ January 22 2011, 3:19 PM GMT

Let's not be silly.

Just use common sense.

Unimpressed OK Zooo, 'Last night after lads piss up, felt randy, had a sack-full to dump, looked out for a likely slag. Then seen this tarty Japanese bird, she was well up for it. Took her back to my gaff, gave her a good going over, the bitch tried to go to sleep. Not taking that so bashed her head in, was bored so cut her up into bits, got angry so much blood to clean up.
Later I decided to wank over the tarts scum body, felt peckish, so boiled her up and made a curry. Boy did the birds body give me indigestion, I had to shit her out all night, the stench was rancid.
The next day I put her bits in neighbours dog bowl, and the rest the foxes finished off.
Not that I'm racist, I always enjoy the company of oriental women.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. But good luck with it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 22 2011, 11:28 AM GMT

I never meant to cause offence, and I apologise. Probably a bit sick, and I don't really wank over repeats of OANTOF.

Quick Question; If I'd have said Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot would that have been ok?

Rolling eyes OK Nils, thanks for explaining, glad people have felt need to respond, was feeling disgruntled, and a bit 'out on a limb'.
Feel happier now.
As far as Marilyn, no, if reason was a wank for death [necrophilic].

Ok, let's leave it there, this has all got a bit weird.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 22 2011, 4:17 PM GMT

Ok, let's leave it there, this has all got a bit weird.

:| OK nils, till the next time!...

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