Just a number two on the face mate I don't want to look weird.
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Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 4:45 PM GMT"Frog in the throat is fine, but I haven't known you long enough for toad in the hole"
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 17 2010, 11:35 PM GMTAnd you said that global warming probably wouldn't affect the middle classes.
"For some people, there were early indications that Little Bo Peep's lack of experience would lead to disaster"
And I look Down on him because he looks like something off of Star Trek
Scripts for series 2 of the Steven K Amos show finally arrive at the BBC
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:44 PM GMTAnd I look Down on him because
Haha that was my first thought! 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:44 PM GMT
The Unusual Suspects.
or
Vintage Jaws Tattoo discovered.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:44 PM GMT
These Swan Pens are great for getting everything down. 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:44 PM GMT
Detective: Now one of these is the suspect; they can't see you through the one-way glass. Which one do you identify as the bank robber?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:44 PM GMT
This caption has been moved or deleted, as it was shit.
This is really boring! Anyone else fancy going for a game of cards?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 11 2011, 9:05 PM GMT
The Two Degrees.
The cast of Cats sensed it was going to be a tough audience.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 11 2011, 9:05 PM GMTWho let the dogs out?
'Keep smiling Archie, they won't spot our adams apples'
Quote: Timbo @ March 11 2011, 9:34 PM GMTThe cast of Cats sensed it was going to be a tough audience.
Lovely!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 11 2011, 9:05 PM GMT
"Ladies, your gentlemen friends certainly look like the marrying types" said the photographer just before he took the shot