Something I put onto the blog yesterday...
Dear Pope Benedict XVI
We are the proprietors of all copyright in a literary work entitled The Torah (The "Work"). We have reserved all rights in the Work, which was first expressed in material form around 3,500 years ago.
It has come to our attention that your work entitled The Bible is identical/substantially similar to our copyrighted Work. Permission was neither asked nor granted to reproduce our Work and your Work therefore constitutes infringement of our rights. In terms of the Copyright Statutes, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued infringement, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss we have suffered as a result of your infringing conduct.
In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:
1. remove all infringing content and notify us in writing that you have done so;
2. credit all infringing content to ourselves in the following manner: "Jesus never existed";
3. pay a licensing fee in the amount of £1 trillion trillion;
4. immediately cease the use and distribution of copyrighted material;
5. deliver-up for destruction all unused or undistributed copies;
6. undertake in writing to desist from using any of our copyrighted Work in future without prior written authority from us.
We await to hear from you by no later than close of business on Judgement Day.
This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.
Yours faithfully,
The Jewish Religion
Sootyj Is that inches?..
Sootyj of course I understood, you had the 'lid' taken off, so to speak. I had a short relationship with a 4 by 2 ok.
OH TA never been appreciated before!