Juan Kerr's cock is so enormous it takes itself to work on its own bus every day.
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Quote: Charley @ January 15 2011, 2:51 AM GMTJuan Kerr's cock is so enormous it takes itself to work on its own bus every day.
Charley's fanny is so vast that it could easily accommodate the bus that my cock goes to work in each day - and have room for a hard shoulder and a (very large) service area. It's one big fanny!
Juan Kerr is negotions with NASA to borrow one of their old Shuttle rocket boosters so that he can become the first person to launch a blueberry fruit flan into space.
Quote: Charley @ January 15 2011, 2:51 AM GMTJuan Kerr's cock is so enormous it takes itself to work on its own bus every day.
Mine has its own train 
Tuumble has a tatoo of Bette Lynch on his bum.
At this years Golden Globes Alfred J Kipper won best fish based name.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ January 19 2011, 3:25 AM GMTMine has its own train
Tuumble has a tatoo of Bette Lynch on his bum.
Juan's bus is bigger than Alfy Kipp's© train though!
You never see white dog shit these days do you? Thats because Roscoff bought, for a truck load of cash, all the world's resources - in the totally misguided and futile hope that he could eventually make a killing by controlling the market - and selling the shit in a period of 'white dog-shit' shortage. Silly boy - his (very large) garden shed f**kin stinks!
Juan Kerr is allergic to hermaphrodites.
Percival March has a Toblerone instead of a penis.
Will Cam, a good friend of Percival Marsh, loves Toblerone
There are two Juan Kerrs
Juan Kerr Majora & Juan Kerr Minora
Both are real dirty bastards.
Will Cams ring tone is the Loose Women theme tune
Steve Sunshine is KC's momma and they named the band after him.
Rob Wood has made more posts on the British Comedy Guide forum than any other member.
Tuumble has a degree in advanced mathematics from the duplo academy for the gifted.
Rob Wood died of a heart attack after consuming 40 viagras during an exhausting sexual marathon with his amorous landlady. He's now a malicious spirit that roams the physical world stealing erections.