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Thanks guys. He's not my blood grandad- he's been married to my nana since I was a kid, so I've grown up with an etra grand parent. He'd been in the hospital for a month and a half after a heart attack. The saddest thing is that he's been waiting for the doctors to decide on a surgery for him for over a year, and a couple of weeks ago he told my mum he thought the doctors were just waiting for him to die. It's so sad that he passed away in the hospital feeling so uncared for. Never got to go home and enjoy his Christmas presents. Not the way to go. I was told not to go to the hospital, and just wait til he got out, so I didn't get to say goodbye. Want to tell him I love him.

Oh bloody hell, I'm so sorry.

He will have known that you loved him though, just as you know that he loved you.

I hope you're ok xx

Ellie is looking forward to being in the audience of 10 O'Clock Live!

I'm wearing a purple jumper thingy so look out for me! :)

Will dooo!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2011, 4:11 PM GMT

Ellie is looking forward to being in the audience of 10 O'Clock Live! I'm wearing a purple jumper thingy so look out for me! :)

Do you have a distinctive laugh, Ellie? I imagine it's quite a posh one.

It's loud... and posh! :)

You laugh like a scullery maid gargling gravel!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2011, 4:32 PM GMT

It's loud... and posh! :)

Are you loud in any other, er, areas? Eh?

I don't think it's very gentlemanly to ask about the volume of a lady's farts, chip.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 20 2011, 4:35 PM GMT

You laugh like a scullery maid gargling gravel!

Thanks Bussell.

Quote: chipolata @ January 20 2011, 4:35 PM GMT

Are you loud in any other, er, areas? Eh?

No. Unimpressed

Quote: zooo @ January 20 2011, 4:38 PM GMT

I don't think it's very gentlemanly to ask about the volume of a lady's farts, chip.

Pleased

Benny earnt some commission today!

Is Benny in sales?

Nope. Service. We get commission on maintenance contracts.

So you go round fixing stuff?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2011, 4:44 PM GMT

No. Unimpressed

I would have pegged you as a screamer.

Quote: Ben @ January 20 2011, 5:50 PM GMT

Nope. Service. We get commission on maintenance contracts.

I'm disappointed. I was hoping you'd finally got that sitcom commission, Ben.

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