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Wow! The forums are dead tonight.

Time for bed.

Quote: bigfella @ January 19 2011, 6:20 PM GMT

How did the talk go Ellie?

After meeting Dappy, Ellie unfortunately caught bubonic plague and died.

Quote: bigfella @ January 19 2011, 6:20 PM GMT

How did the talk go Ellie?

Yeah it went well. I swore twice but managed to wake the little ungrateful f**kers up!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 19 2011, 11:45 PM GMT

After meeting Dappy, Ellie unfortunately caught bubonic plague and died.

Huh?

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2011, 11:40 PM GMT

Wow! The forums are dead tonight.

You should have emailed me, Ben. I'd have come back online to upset somebody.

How does he have your email and I don't? :(

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2011, 9:17 AM GMT

How does he have your email and I don't? :(

Next time I go internet-dead for a bit I'll send it you so you can reach me in an emergency. ;)

Yeah cause last time it was a nightmare having to go round your house.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2011, 9:21 AM GMT

Yeah cause last time it was a nightmare having to go round your house.

Unimpressed

In other news, it's very frosty out there and Chip wore the wrong shoes. He was slipping and sliding on the way in.

My second experience of lugging a 7ft tall projector screen to work via the Victoria line for a show this evening. This is what you get for being a flash f**k.

Quote: chipolata @ January 20 2011, 9:24 AM GMT

Unimpressed

In other news, it's very frosty out there and Chip wore the wrong shoes. He was slipping and sliding on the way in.

Ha ha! Special needs Chip!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 20 2011, 10:55 AM GMT

Ha ha! Special needs Chip!

I do have special needs. And while you've been away they haven't been met. :(

Quote: chipolata @ January 20 2011, 10:57 AM GMT

I do have special needs. And while you've been away they haven't been met. :(

I know a Korean lady who might be able to assist you with such things.

Some twat in a white van has driven into the back of me. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 20 2011, 11:38 AM GMT

Some twat in a white van has driven into the back of me. :(

Your actual back?

Quote: David Bussell @ January 20 2011, 10:06 AM GMT

My second experience of lugging a 7ft tall projector screen to work via the Victoria line for a show this evening. This is what you get for being a flash f**k.

What show?

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