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Wanking?

Quote: zooo @ January 18 2011, 6:58 PM GMT

It was remarkably fun. Now I see why he does it so much.

My work here is complete.

:D

How did the auction to douche your fanny go?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 18 2011, 6:57 PM GMT

Oh Zooo so won that, Soots. Beaten at your own game.

She was a lot more set on winning than me.

And this is the problem... it can never stop.

(Go on, make one out of that too.)

No stopping is how I know I've won.

And won I have.

Hail me.

Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2011, 7:03 PM GMT

No stopping is how I know I've won.

And won I have.

Hail me.

Do you want BIG hailstones or small ones?

:D

Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2011, 6:52 PM GMT

It's not really suicidal, these days HIV positive can die of old age.

I'd like to think that's true, but my brother has had a never-ending series of nasty and rare ailments over the last 15 years. Right now he's in a hospital bed after suffering a stroke.

Really annoyed. Bought my boy some swimming goggles and the bleedin' box is empty. Let's see if I still have the receipt and whether they believe that I'm not trying to pull a fast one.

Quote: DaButt @ January 18 2011, 7:55 PM GMT

I'd like to think that's true, but my brother has had a never-ending series of nasty and rare ailments over the last 15 years. Right now he's in a hospital bed after suffering a stroke.

Poor guy I think it depends on the individual and to a certain extent wealth.

If you've got the millions you can beat most things (or if Steve Jobs fill up on others organs)

Ellie is eating gorgeous, chocolate tart whilst watching Biggest Loser.

Tee hee.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 18 2011, 10:18 PM GMT

Ellie is eating gorgeous, chocolate tart whilst watching Biggest Loser.

Tee hee.

And drinking, mayhaps? Rolling eyes

Nope, not tonight.

Chip's been working and but is now just sitting here with a cat on his lap and another by his side.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 18 2011, 10:20 PM GMT

Nope, not tonight.

I wasn't meant to be either... ;)

I've had to read perhaps the most boring article ever written tonight. It was 15 pages long, took me an hour and half to read, and I couldn't even tell you the gist of what it was about. :(

Quote: chipolata @ January 18 2011, 10:24 PM GMT

Chip's been working and but is now just sitting here with a cat on his lap and another by his side.

Rob watched one of his cats play hilariously with a toy through most of Silent Witness, then found that the toy was, in fact, a dead sparrow. Rob's wife had to be called downstairs to deal with it.

Better a dead sparrow than a half dead one you have to finish with a brick.

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