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From the Guardian home page.

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The OK magazine above. Can anyone point out which one has not been airbrushed? Elton John going for the Gok Wan look and it seems his head has been transplanted to another body. When he said Hair Tansplant I bet he wasn't expecting that.

Thanks in advance

Just heard that Money for Nothing by Dire Straits has been banned in Canada because it uses the word Faggots.

Some Canadian bloke was so offended that it took him around 25 years to complain.

Quote: Chappers @ January 18 2011, 8:49 PM GMT

Just heard that Money for Nothing by Dire Straits has been banned in Canada because it uses the word Faggots.

Some Canadian bloke was so offended that it took him around 25 years to complain.

Whats wrong with processed minced meat and herbs cooked in Gravy? Wave

Quote: Batleywriter @ January 18 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

Whats wrong with processed minced meat and herbs cooked in Gravy? Wave

Maybe that should be Knopfler's case.

Quote: Batleywriter @ January 18 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

Whats wrong with processed minced meat and herbs cooked in Gravy? Wave

I've never had faggots.

Apparently next year's Queen's Speech will be on Sky because it's a "serious" broadcaster.

I think that's the death knell for it. Not many people watch it now and how many Sky viewers will be interested. People only really watch it now because it's a BBC tradition.

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Seeing as Elton is holding the baby, it takes away the mystery over who is the giver and who is the taker Whistling nnocently

Quote: Griff @ January 18 2011, 12:47 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12210915

Surely the most horrible man in Britain?

Yes

The 2011 Coachella lineup. Sunday is the only day that even remotely interests me.

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Lol at 'Ms. Lauryn Hill'
How pretentious.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/antiislam-us-pastor-is-banned-from-britain-2189317.html#

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 18 2011, 11:24 AM GMT

I'd love to know where you can get a litre of vodka for £10.71.

Go to Israel or Russia or Poland or Romania for cheaper vodka. Mind you don't mix it with a soft drink though - that's only for jessies.

Quote: Nogget @ January 20 2011, 8:03 AM GMT

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/antiislam-us-pastor-is-banned-from-britain-2189317.html#

Excellent!
Can we ban a few more psychos while we're at it.

Quote: DaButt @ January 19 2011, 5:18 PM GMT

The 2011 Coachella lineup. Sunday is the only day that even remotely interests me.

Sunday, no danger. Saturday is the day! New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene and Arcade Fire. New Pornographers, ffs!

Lord Taylor of Warwick submitted forms claiming his main residence was in Oxford when he was actually living in London, and claimed night subsistence and mileage allowances to which he knew he was not entitled, Helen Law, prosecuting, told Southwark crown court.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/jan/17/lord-taylor-false-expenses-trial

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