So if I buy a bear for £10, call it Muhammed, then sell it for £20 - have I made a prophet?
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeey! 
If Sharia Law decrees that representing Muhammed in the form of a bear warrants a prison term, in my book giving a bear 'chicken eyes' should condemn Charley to being publicly and repeatedly biffed about the chops with a giant sock full human poo.
SOME THINGS JUST SHOULDN'T BE MESSED WITH. BEARS ARE GOOD! BEARS ARE GOOD!