3 years

CAMERON AND CLEGG ARE COWERING

CAMERON
Teach the bastards a lesson? Show them who's tough? Why do I listen to you? Alarm clock Britain? You're alarming cock Britain

CLEGG
I'm sorry Dave. I thought sending that fire extinguisher chucking student to prison would set an example.

CAMERON
For 3 bloody years. He's going to finish his degree inside and come out without a penny in debt.

CLEGG
What's wrong with that Dave?

CAMERON
All the little buggers want in.

STUDENTS OOV
Boo down with this sort of thing. Up yours posh boys. I'm Brian and so's my wife!

CAMERON AND CLEGG DUCK A FUSILADE OF FIRE EXTINGUISHERS FROM ABOVE

Ha Ha! It's a good idea, but I have 2 questions.

1. Who's Brian
2. What's a fusilade?

Fusilade massive assault of missiles

Brian is Brian from life of Brian trying to show lazy worthless students wouldn't be able to think of slogans. And would just crib them off of the DVDs they watch all day, in their canabis stinking, cess pits whilst avoiding honest labour.

[quote name="sootyj" post="715855" date="January 16 2011, 9:13 PM GMT"]CAMERON You're alarming cock Britain

Not sure this line works.

But the rest does?

Just one line to change then.

CAMERON
For 3 bloody years. He's going to finish his degree inside and come out without a penny in debt.

Thats a great line and the observation was spot on...nice sketch

Thanks it's sort of one line blown up into a sketch.

Albeit Cleg and Cameron are a great comedy duo.

without a penny of debt?

You don't pay for anything in prison

yet......

Does that mean prisones can get mortgage free cells? At the moment.