Quote: Lee Henman @ January 15 2011, 12:48 PM GMTI can't imagine what use a golf club would be in a burglar-tackling situation. There'd be no room to get a good swing, unless you asked the intruder to place his head on a tee. Then you'd have to put your plus-fours on and phone your caddy so he could select your 9 iron for you. Too much hassle. I'm starting to see the upside of a shotgun.
Don't need to swing really can use stabbing motion to hit them in the gob, it won't do much damage but will be instant pain and give you chance either Junior rocket pants the f**k outta there or pretend your a golfing trophy.