What's wrong with smelly people?
Stick some vicks up your nose.
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Recycling. This morning I had to put out nine bags at the end of my drive, covering paper, plastic, bottles, tins and papers. It's getting stupid, and now the council want to try and introduce a waste food collection too! 
People thinking they are most amusing by using the phrase 'No likey, no lighty!'
Only serves to prove that they watch pap, braindead television.
What does that phrase mean?
Yeah what's it off? Someone said something similar recently.
It's from this thing where loads of tarty chavvy women who get picked by a bloke. Or something like that.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2011, 1:19 PM GMTIt's from this thing where loads of tarty chavvy women who get picked by a bloke. Or something like that.
What was in that tuna wrap?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2011, 1:19 PM GMTIt's from this thing where loads of tarty chavvy women who get picked by a bloke. Or something like that.
Oh is it that Paddy McGuinness monstrosity?
"Me no likey" is surely a vaguely racist piss take of the Japanese?
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2011, 9:26 AM GMTThis morning I had to put out nine bags at the end of my drive, covering paper, plastic, bottles, tins and papers.
Get a maid if you dislike household chores.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 14 2011, 1:35 PM GMTOh is it that Paddy McGuinness monstrosity?
I know the people who write his jokes on that.
Walnuts in a bag of mixed nuts. Can't stand the bastards
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 14 2011, 1:42 PM GMTI know the people who write his jokes on that.
Do they slightly hate themselves?
(But only slightly cos the money must be nice.) 
Quote: zooo @ January 14 2011, 2:01 PM GMTDo they slightly hate themselves?
(But only slightly cos the money must be nice.)
Great money and better than working a shitty office job; I'd give it a go, even though I hate the damn show! Actually, I'd be rubbish at it. Paddy would fire me.
Yes, great job comparitively!
But now and again I bet they want to strangle Paddy a bit.