Car accident

v3

A MAN IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A POLICE OFFICER IN A POLICE STATION

MAN
Look I had a car accident, I didn't have insurance and I was in the wrong. But I apologised and I repaired all the damage that I caused.

POLICE
I'm sorry sir but this isn't an insurance matter. Even though driving without insurance is a most serious offence.

MAN(INTERRUPTING)
Oh come on people have accidents all the time

POLICE
Or even a serious traffic accident matter. No it's a case of laughing in the very face of all that is good and decent in society, mocking the Gods themselves.

MAN
Oh God not community payback with those stupid orange vests.

POLICE
For violating natures sacred laws? Only if Satan himself needs community payback workers in the darkest pits of hell...Dr Frankenstein!

MAN
Look she was broken and I fixed her. You'd think her parents would be grateful I prgrammed her to hate Justinne Bieber and not be able to say what ever. Not bloody burn my castle down.

A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL MADE UP LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER STAGGERS INTO THE OFFICE, IT HAS BOLTS THROUGH THE NECK ETC

FRANKEN-GIRL
Hate the living! Love the Dead! Hate Justine Bieber!

FRANKEN-GIRL STARTS STRANGLING THE POLICEMAN

POLICE
Get off me you unnatural monster!

MAN
I think I should call the duty solicitor, what's the fine for UnGodly experiments these days?

Confused the fun out of me! Didn't get it - maybe it isn't funny. Maybe I'm thick? HAPPY NEW YEAR

Sorry, I have no idea what's going on in this sketch.

Shit

The joke is Dr Frankenstein ran someone over and brought their corpse back to life.

The rather obscured punchline being that we think he's talking about fixing a car. And not as is the case reanimating the dead.

Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2011, 10:34 AM GMT

Shit

The joke is Dr Frankenstein ran someone over and brought their corpse back to life.

The rather obscured punchline being that we think he's talking about fixing a car. And not as is the case reanimating the dead.

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Nice original idea, then. But you need to make it clearer in the sketch. Even if it means a bit of exposition from Dr Frankenstein or the copper.

Or just give up, may have another go first.

Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2011, 10:42 AM GMT

Or just give up

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QUITTER!

Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2011, 10:34 AM GMT

Shit

The joke is Dr Frankenstein ran someone over and brought their corpse back to life.

The rather obscured punchline being that we think he's talking about fixing a car. And not as is the case reanimating the dead.

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I didn't get that. I think the problem is that the police officer is so blase about everything. Instead of being understandably emotional about the death and subsequent artificial reanimation of an infant he's calmly stating that the incident goes beyond a simple insurance matter.

That was inpart supposed to be the joke.

I suck.

Hopefully v2 doesn't suck as bad as I do.

Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2011, 10:51 AM GMT

That was inpart supposed to be the joke.

I suck.

Hopefully v2 doesn't suck as bad as I do.

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It's better but I'd leave out the ASBO stuff, that's a topic that needs burying in the same hole as chav jokes.

Criminey I like ASBO jokes

but you da man