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Can't be bothered to iron. Will do it in the morning.

I have a spot/zit right under/on my bottom lip. It's making my whole lip feel sore. :(

Quote: chipolata @ December 28 2010, 9:50 PM GMT

Laptops should be on a desk. Anything else is frankly slovenly.

Why are they called laptops then?

HA.
Take that, chip.

Quote: zooo @ December 28 2010, 9:51 PM GMT

I like being a... sloven?

I didn't know you came from Slovenia.

Quote: zooo @ December 29 2010, 1:19 PM GMT

HA.

Seriously though they should be safe for use there shouldn't they?

What about the Trade Descriptions Act?

How many people put their desktop computers on a desktop? It's always underneath most of the time.

Quote: Leevil @ December 29 2010, 2:06 PM GMT

How many people put their desktop computers on a desktop? It's always underneath most of the time.

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"Have you ever noticed this observation I'm about to make...?"

;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 28 2010, 9:50 PM GMT

Laptops should be on a desk. Anything else is frankly slovenly.

Kinda goes against it's name sake Chip!

Rolling eyes What kind of lap-top?, dancing girls?, oh dear,

You had a Saturday job at Currys Ben?

is it true they supply Saturday staff with a trouser shortening service to 2'' above the ankle, standard-issue white nylonsocks, stick-on acne spots and a name-badge with your predecessor's name tippexed out - and yours, written in crayon, on top of it?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 30 2010, 1:11 AM GMT

Kinda goes against it's name sake Chip!

Come and sit on my lap, Ellie, and we'll talk about it some more. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 30 2010, 12:07 PM GMT

Come and sit on my lap, Ellie, and we'll talk about it some more. ;)

Talk about whatever pops up! ;)

Quote: Griff @ December 30 2010, 12:24 PM GMT

Also - I had a package arrive from Amazon today. On the packaging, it says "Please log onto Amazon and rate this packaging". Just the thought that someone might actually do that depresses me.

I remember there being a phone poll result once where 4% of people had actually rung in to say that they didn't have an opinion. What's the matter with some people?

Quote: Tuumble @ December 30 2010, 12:33 PM GMT

What's the matter with some people?

They're shit that's what.

* People with lack of manners (Commuting to/from London, I experience this far too much!)
* People who think they're more important than me when, clearly, they're not
* Smelly people on a packed train
* Tourists
* People who decide to stop in the middle of the path when you're walking behind them
* Those who try to preach religion to me - you're wasting your time!

I think that's it, for now...

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