Quote: ajp29 @ December 5, 2007, 4:23 PMNizzle is the new er well you know erm... inpolite term for those of... crap can't say that either. The old brown
We've come full circle, people usually have to pay to see things like that.
You mean ... Nigger?
Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 5, 2007, 5:08 PMMohammed is the new Rupert
Mohammed in yellow-check trousers. Hmm.
Quote: Aaron @ December 5, 2007, 5:32 PMYou mean ... Nigger?
Mohammed in yellow-check trousers. Hmm.
Yep! That's the one. Hmm.
50 is the new 40.
I wish it was the new 20.
Is that years or lashes?
Quote: ajp29 @ December 5, 2007, 8:32 PMIs that years or lashes?
Years - lashes would be the other way round.
Quote: ajp29 @ December 5, 2007, 3:36 AMIf the thread is successful we should sell the format to Jimmy Carr
Or Private Eye, and call it "Neophiles". Oh, hang on, it's already there. Just goes to show how easy it is to have the same "new" idea as someone else (as discussed on that Carling thread, I think).
I may be drunk but you are er.... You're entitled to your opinion Badge and you're probably right for all I know. They print Neophiles in Private Eye!?! Thats sick i'm phoning News of the World.
I was going to argue but who cares its nearly Christmas have a drink on me 
P.S. Its not a legally binding agreement. Everyone be merry and remember the real reason for christmas. God running away nine months after impregnating Mary. The Bar Steward! At least pay child support u selfish Shellfish hater. *shakes fist*
This post brought to you by the Ministry for Stating the Bleeding Obvious....
<deep breath a la Perry Cox>
Staying in is the new going out
Thursday is the new Friday
nihilism is the new structuralism
Gay is the new straight
David Cameron is the new Tony Blair
40 is the new 30
fake is the new real
Iran is the new Iraq
cynicism is the new wit
shuffle is the new random
Hugh Jackman is the new Richard Gere
knitting is the new rock 'n' roll
venality is the new integrity
X is the new Y
and finally
Faking your own death, then getting paid out on the life assurance, then allowing yourself to be photographed with your widow, then confessing is the new Darwin Awards.
And getting caught out is the new escaping to Panama with thousands of pounds of unlawfully gained money and eating local children for the rest of your life 'cos they're poor and you're so rich.
