I had a job in a lingerie shop but it was pants.
Ideally I want to work in a stationery shop - if it moved about I wouldn't know where to find it.
I was sacked from my job in the fag shop - what a bummer.
When I had a job at the TV Rental shop we had loads of queer customers.
I went to work in a flour cellar but it went against the grain so I became a florist instead.
Pray continue... 
I used to deliver coal, but got the sack.
I worked as a rentboy, it was a pain in the arse
My skiing coach job started well, but it went down hill rapidly.
I had a job collecting and delivering manure, I had to take too much shit...and deliver it
My job as a meteorologist made me sick, I was always under the weather.
I used to nock golf balls a short distance for a famous Danish Nuclear physicist.
I was a Nils Putter
That sucked.
Left my job as a fisherman - didn't want to rock the boat.
Had a job at a waterbed shop - met my first girlfriend there actually. Unfortunately though, after a while, we drifted apart.....
I didn't take that Job at the Land of the Giants Pastry Company
I was put off by the high turnover
I once worked in the top half of Stevenage polishing male kids
But who wants to be Steve son shine?
Selling shoes wasn't easy, I put my foot in it more than once.
I tried to set up on my own as a chiropodist but I couldn't find my feet.
Then I took on a temporary job as a dentist; I was just filling in.
I still don't know why I was sacked from my post as an anaesthetist; I really put myself out.
Urology didn't work out; I was accused of taking the piss.
And as a midwife I couldn't deliver.
So I decided I that rather than specialise I would hone my skills in the army medical corps. I was court-martialled, for practising on the general.
But I was determined to make my way in medicine, so I started at the bottom and became a psychiatrist. I mean a proctologist. Sorry, that must have been a Freudian slip.
Worked at a poultry farm but fell foul of the boss
At the vasectomy clinic, my assistant's job was terminated because I ballsed up
I was useless at the coat hanger factory - they told me to sling my hook
After working for the rambler's club they told me to take a hike
At the budgie breeders they sacked me because my hand was caught in the trill.
I screwed up at B and Q.
Quote: Juan Kerr @ January 12 2011, 7:28 AM GMTAt the budgie breeders they sacked me because my hand was caught in the trill.
