Hi everyone. I was searching around the internet and I came across this blog http://timbrightley.tumblr.com/ A few of my friends had read it too and was wondering if anyone on here has seen it? I think its quite funny but I'm not sure if its a real person or a good comedy blog. Have a read and see what you think..
Always enticing when newbie's first, and doubtless only, post, is to tell us of the serendipitous discovery of a work of comic genius...
Ha I did not say it was "comic genius", just an interesting blog that I found that I felt was worth sharing and, as you will see from my post, seeing if anyone else had also read it. Must there always be some sneaking ulterior motive on internet forums?
Quote: Chris Underwood @ January 11 2011, 10:21 AM GMTHi everyone. I was searching around the internet and I came across this blog http://timbrightley.tumblr.com/ A few of my friends had read it too and was wondering if anyone on here has seen it? I think its hilarious but I'm not quite sure if its a real person or a good comedy blog! Have a read and see what you think..
Just to put everyone's mind at rest, Tim is a real person. I met him at an audition once and he stole my wallet from a jacket I left hanging on the back of a chair. I got the police involved but they told me I didn't have a case. I'd recommend you all steer clear of him, his blog and anything else the conniving tea leaf has his dirty little fingers in.
Quote: Chris Underwood @ January 11 2011, 10:52 AM GMTMust there always be some sneaking ulterior motive on internet forums?
Perhaps I have just been on here too long. That's probably it.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 11 2011, 10:54 AM GMTJust to put everyone's mind at rest, Tim is a real person.
I can also vouch for Tim Brightley's authenticity, having competed against him in a couple of Scrabble™ tournaments at the James Cotter Memorial Brothel last year. He was banned from subsequent competitions for cheating; kept turning his tiles upside down to use as blanks.
Its alright, I understand! Maybe take a break from hunting down comedy criminals.
Although it does sound like this man is creating havok around the land. And I thought he just sounded like a troubled, out of work actor. Apologies for recommending a person who has caused you both so much emotional anguish.
Quote: Chris Underwood @ January 11 2011, 11:11 AM GMTAnd I thought he just sounded like a troubled, out of work actor.
He's troubled alright - I'll give you that. When we worked together as background extras on The Bill he turned on one of the catering girls when she made a friendly comment about the way he looked in uniform. He said something about crew and talent not mixing and spat right in her face. Right in her face! Who does a thing like that? Tim Brightley, that's who.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 11 2011, 11:22 AM GMTRight in her face! Who does a thing like that? Tim Brightley, that's who.
Funny you should say that. I remember one evening at the James Cotter Memorial Brothel when Tim discovered he'd "forgotten" to bring his wallet and asked to borrow fifty quid. Being a generous soul, I obliged. Next thing I know he was being escorted off the premises for strangling two of the girls. Not a pleasant man at all, and he never repaid that fifty quid either.
I went to school with Tim, he was a strange lad. He used to always try and hang around with me and my mates in the evenings. One night when we were hanging around by the chippy, he pulled out a gun and shot a cat in the face. odd.
The man should be jailed
I heard he shot JR.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 11 2011, 10:54 AM GMTJust to put everyone's mind at rest, Tim is a real person. I met him at an audition once and he stole my wallet from a jacket I left hanging on the back of a chair.
I always imagine you with a purse, Bussell. A purse bulging with coppers and little else.
Chris, you should research more closely any internet referals in future.
He, Tim Brightley, actually was the one who twatted Tracy Barlow over the head in Corrie - then forced poor Claire Peacock to take the rap - or he would sell her fatherless kids to Elton and David. That poor girl's been to hell and back this last 4 weeks - now this!
Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2011, 12:12 PM GMTI always imagine you with a purse, Bussell. A purse bulging with coppers and little else.
I love when you pull my pigtails.