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Chip's just been talking to a woman taller than him. It's always a bit weird being towered over by a girl.

Quote: chipolata @ January 10 2011, 4:29 PM GMT

Chip's just been talking to a woman taller than him. It's always a bit weird being towered over by a girl.

You're quite short though aren't you?

Quote: Leevil @ January 10 2011, 4:26 PM GMT

Ellie is a smelly mod.

You're just jealous of my powers.

Quote: chipolata @ January 10 2011, 4:29 PM GMT

Chip's just been talking to a woman taller than him. It's always a bit weird being towered over by a girl.

That has never happened to me.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 10 2011, 4:48 PM GMT

You're quite short though aren't you?

5'11 in my socks.

Quote: bigfella @ January 10 2011, 4:53 PM GMT

That has never happened to me.

You haven't lived then!

You point me in the direction of a 6 foot 6 woman and I'll have lived

You want to go and have a butchers 'round the Amazon.

Quote: chipolata @ January 10 2011, 5:02 PM GMT

5'11 in my socks.

practically lady sized.

Quote: zooo @ January 10 2011, 5:16 PM GMT

You want to go and have a butchers 'round the Amazon.

I assume they give jobs to tall women to reach books on high shelves.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 10 2011, 5:17 PM GMT

practically lady sized.

Statistically, it's ideal man-height.

Ideal if you want to date midgets.

Bigfella wishes he could write better.

Quote: chipolata @ January 10 2011, 6:12 PM GMT

Statistically, it's ideal man-height.

I think 5ft 10" is average, Chip, so you're bigger than the average man. But bigger in heart? Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

Quote: bigfella @ January 10 2011, 6:51 PM GMT

Bigfella wishes he could write better.

Me too :(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 10 2011, 6:54 PM GMT

Me too :(

Me three. Teary

In other news, I really need to get a new avatar. This one is annoying the hell out of me. Mostly because it reminds me of the pain that is Renegade Carpark's prolonged absence.

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