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Can fat teens hunt?

I just wondered.

Laughing out loud You've been looking at the BBC's homepage aswell. What a dumb programme. I reckon they can but only as ambush predators with the aid of gravity.

Depends what they're hunting for. If it's alcopops or crazy immoral unprotected nasty council-estate sex, then yes, I'd say that they can.

The dirty basta'ds.

They should just go down the supermarket like the rest of us. Perhaps they are too big to get through the door?

Quote: Aaron @ December 3, 2007, 10:15 AM

Depends what they're hunting for. If it's alcopops or crazy immoral unprotected nasty council-estate sex, then yes, I'd say that they can.

Don't knock it till you've tried it :P

Quote: Aaron @ December 3, 2007, 10:15 AM

crazy immoral unprotected nasty council-estate sex.

that's a show i'd watch.

Starve a fattie & they will eat the camera crew. That will learn them eh!

I mean what can be worse than a fat horny starving teenager with the incredible strop.

Yes they can hunt, usually in packs at burger king!

Those shows really annoy me. They don't care about the kids, it's just "Hey, let's laugh as some fat kids". How about a new show called "How fast can you roast a smug tv exec using a spit?"..... I'd watch that.

Sorry....my inner fattie popped out there!

Buy some bigger clothes then.

Speak for yourself thunder thighs.

You always boast about how you rather stay in than go out. I'm thinking it's more to do with the fact that the chain on the crane broke.

Love ya!

Nah, I just hate being around poor people. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ December 5, 2007, 5:32 PM

Nah, I just hate being around poor people. ;)

Laughing out loud

Just remember that swan meat has a lot of calories so go easy this year.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ December 5, 2007, 5:36 PM

Just remember that swan meat has a lot of calories so go easy this year.

Anyone have a clue what she's on about?

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