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Sprouts are the devil's work.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2011, 10:16 PM GMT

Sprouts are the devil's work.

They are his testicles Chip. Cut off, boiled to buggery and then plonked on my plate. Little green bastards.

Wouldn't the Devil's testicles be red? Sort of like beetroot.

Or radishes.

Depends on what size you are used to comparing too.

Or course the devil doesn't have balls, as he was once an angel.

Oh, and he's made up.

Radishes are indeed evil.

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 10:43 PM GMT

Depends on what size you are used to comparing too.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 7 2011, 10:43 PM GMT

Radishes are indeed evil.

Again lies.

Radishes are fantastic little fellas. A bit of spice in your salad.

Why do we automatically suppose the devil is red? Green would seem much more suitable, especially given the fact that his testicles are that colour.

He we are, Friday night, comparing the devils balls to vegetables.

I don't even drink, so there is no excuse.

I'm not sure I've ever had a radish.

Pickled onions are bloody disgusting though.

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 10:44 PM GMT

Again lies.

Radishes are fantastic little fellas. A bit of spice in your salad.

Hmmm. I'm undecided on the radish front. I think I'd have to file them under 'meh'.

Quote: Rob H @ January 7 2011, 10:45 PM GMT

Why do we automatically suppose the devil is red? Green would seem much more suitable, especially given the fact that his testicles are that colour.

Green is a good colour. Its the colour of health and grass and go on traffic lights.

Red is bad. Its the colour of Liverpool FC, blood and the devils testicles.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2011, 10:45 PM GMT

I'm not sure I've ever had a radish.

Pickled onions are bloody disgusting though.

Good ones are nice, commercial ones are not.

Radishes good, I also love muli.

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