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I read the news today oh boy! Page 292

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 9:26 PM GMT

I missed out on all the benefits.

You could have got DLA, it's based entirely on need and you can work whilst claiming.

Maybe you could claim retrsopectively?

Not impossible, wanna split the diference?

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 9:30 PM GMT

The food wasn't yummy.

Boooooo. :(

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 9:30 PM GMT

The food wasn't yummy.

Impossible! Most food is yummy. (Apart from sprouts, kidneys and peanut butter.)

Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2011, 9:31 PM GMT

You could have got DLA, it's based entirely on need and you can work whilst claiming.

Probably not.I could walk. Just.

Let them that need it have it.

Sprouts are delish.

Quote: Rob H @ January 7 2011, 9:33 PM GMT

Impossible! Most food is yummy. (Apart from sprouts, kidneys and peanut butter.)

Not when you "use" food how I "used" it.

And no I didn't stick up my arse or anything.

And yeah. Agree about peanut butter, its awful!

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2011, 9:34 PM GMT

Sprouts are delish.

*does an impression of a sprout* Sick

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 9:33 PM GMT

Probably not.I could walk. Just.

Let them that need it have it.

:) Admirable.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2011, 9:34 PM GMT

Sprouts are delish.

HELLS YEAH!

Quote: bigfella @ January 7 2011, 9:35 PM GMT

Not when you "use" food how I "used" it.

You're just trying to make me buy your book aren't you, you tease? ;)

Aw, we have a sprout smiley!

Oh that bits easy Fella. All you have to convince the panel is you can only walk short distances or even just you're too scared or embarassed to go outside.

As for care element you've just got to be able to convince the panel you're too depressed to get dressed or cook without some one to cheer you up.

I've considered claiming myself.

Quote: Rob H @ January 7 2011, 9:37 PM GMT

You're just trying to make me buy your book aren't you, you tease? ;)

Laughing out loud

Yes.

I like everything but especially sprouts.

Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2011, 9:37 PM GMT

I've considered claiming myself.

But you shouldn't.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2011, 9:37 PM GMT

Aw, we have a sprout smiley!

I was pleased too.

(But seriously, you should try to eat sprouts that my mum's cooked. You could eat them through a straw.) Sick

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