Anyone made any interesting resolutions this year?
Mine is to eat a piece of furniture. I have an old rocking chair with a busted arm and I'm going to eat a shaving every day until I've eaten the whole thing.
2011 Resolutions
Nice.
Mine is to have as much sex as I can.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 4:48 PM GMTNice.
Mine is to have as much sex as I can.
Girl sex?
No, proper sex.
*causes friction*
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 4:56 PM GMTNo, proper sex.
*causes friction*
Girl friction?
No, not girl friction.
Are you not worried about getting splinters in your stomach?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 5:06 PM GMTNo, not girl friction.
Are you not worried about getting splinters in your stomach?
Not really. I once got drunk and ate a lightbulb (with the band Gomez no less) and there was no blowback from that.
You just gotta make the pieces REALLY small hey?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 5:06 PM GMTAre you not worried about getting splinters in your stomach?
With all the wood you're wanting we could ask you the same question.
I'd be worried if it was going in my belly button, but it's not... so no, I am not worried about splinters in my stomach.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 5:25 PM GMTI'd be worried if it was going in my belly button, but it's not... so no, I am not worried about splinters in my stomach.
Where else do you put it? 
Ear.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 5:39 PM GMTEar.
Are you being northern?
"Put it 'ere"
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2011, 4:48 PM GMTMine is to have as much sex as I can.
I resolve to help you with this in any way possible.
Quote: DaButt @ January 7 2011, 5:41 PM GMTI resolve to help you with this in any way possible.
Thanks. 