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I would have a weight-watchers stall at 'Frimley Green' for darts folk, sure be a winner?..

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2011, 3:11 AM GMT

I would have a weight-watchers stall at 'Frimley Green' for darts folk, sure be a winner?..

No, darts players are happy with their weight. They fat and proud.

Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2011, 11:13 AM GMT

No, darts players are happy with their weight. They fat and proud.

:$ Fat and loud more like, is you fat Chip? , besides only thinking of their health.

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2011, 4:45 PM GMT

:$ Fat and loud more like, is you fat Chip? , besides only thinking of their health.

What a character. I hope.

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2011, 4:45 PM GMT

is you fat Chip?

No.

I am Wave

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2011, 4:45 PM GMT

:$ Fat and loud more like, is you fat Chip? , besides only thinking of their health.

No - he's a McDonald's Fry.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 6 2011, 10:26 PM GMT

I am Wave

No you're not!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 10:33 PM GMT

No you're not!

I saw a video of mself the other night and I am the size that if I saw me in the street "hmm she might not be too bad looking if she wasn't a massive fatty" :D

This is why I need Dan to propose to me, so I have some motivation to get off m fat arse :D

Ha - tell him then!

I'm hardly the most subtle of hinters.

When you're single you have to keep yourself looking good to entrap new mates. Once you're married you can and will let yourself go.

But you have to lose a load for a wedding!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 6 2011, 10:47 PM GMT

I'm hardly the most subtle of hinters.

Propose to him!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 6 2011, 10:49 PM GMT

Propose to him!

:| Noooooooooooooooo. I want the attention.

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