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Valentine's Day Page 13

Quote: roscoff @ January 6 2011, 3:34 PM GMT

Shows a bit more commitment I'd say.

And a lot more likely to work!

Quote: Leevil @ January 6 2011, 3:47 PM GMT

Keep calling it V-Day, you make it sound like some sort of war memorial.

OR the national charity day raising awareness of domestic abuse and rape (amongst others), where thousands of productions of The Vagina Monologues are held in theatres, universities etc accross the world?

Could be that.

Both very cheerful and romantic...

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 4:07 PM GMT

Oh, I'd forgotten thar... that was one that was a mistake... he was the nudist one.

:O *quickly consults Ellie file*

Are you an Eliie Phile CHip?

He's an Ellie-phant.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2011, 4:13 PM GMT

:O *quickly consults Ellie file*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 6 2011, 4:10 PM GMT

OR the national charity day raising awareness of domestic abuse and rape (amongst others), where thousands of productions of The Vagina Monologues are held in theatres, universities etc accross the world?

Could be that.

The what? Eh?

I remember reading a cracking Valentine's story a few years back about a guy who'd taken his live-in girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant, taking care to first tart their place up with candles and rose petals as a sexy post-meal surprise. Naturally the building had burned to the ground by the time they got back.

Idiot!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 5:28 PM GMT

Idiot!

Sexy idiot.

Romantic Idiot.

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2011, 4:24 PM GMT

He's an Ellie-phant.

You and your mucky Chip-fantasies, zooo! Cool

aren't the vagina monologues a female ventriloquist act?

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2011, 5:47 PM GMT

aren't the vagina monologues a female ventriloquist act?

If they were I'd pay to see it. Wheras the idea of going to a whole evening of male baiting has somewhat less of an appeal.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 6 2011, 5:29 PM GMT

Sexy idiot.

It was you wasn't it. Don't give us this friend shit. You have no friends. Except Stott and you built him in your evil Frankensteinesc lab situated just under the arches by the railway line.

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