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Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 7:21 PM

No, she is a model too.

Made out of what?

Cardboard

Quote: Gavin @ February 16, 2008, 9:14 PM

Cardboard

I'd have thought she'd have dissolved by now.

Laminated.

Industrial strength, 5" thick laminate.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 16, 2008, 9:14 PM

Made out of what?

Airfix said they were branching out into new markets.

I havent been able to get on for years, but I meant to say all I had on Vallie's day was a talk on HIV!

I got an e-card off Danny saying "You are destined to die alone, smelling of cat wee". Most romantic one I ever had! Got two e ones and three paper ones in total. The paper ones were from my flatmates and my dog. I felt very loved.

Alright you lot, I've decided I'm pimping myself out for V-Day this year. (I'm not as happy as when I started this thread 2 years ago... being single this time).

Am I sending a card? Maybe.

Am I going on a date... maybe... depends who asks.

What you doing?

*shrug* Probably nothing.

But do you want him do anything for you?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:20 PM GMT

Alright you lot, I've decided I'm pimping myself out for V-Day this year. (I'm not as happy as when I started this thread 2 years ago... being single this time).

Am I sending a card? Maybe.

Am I going on a date... maybe... depends who asks.

What you doing?

Ellie - Its January the 6th.

If you are after a date - with a bloke - starting asking about Feb 13th, we will start thinking about such things then. (maybe)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:20 PM GMT

What you doing?

Is this a generic invitation? You may find yourself busy on the 14th if so. Think Vicar of Dibley and Christmas dinners. Watch out for the parsons nose.

Valentine's Day was invented by Clintons Cards. What a f**king rip-off.

When I was younger and stupid (circa 1986) I sent my girlfriend at Uni 24 red roses that cost £2 each. My wage at the time was £45 a week. She was coming home a few days later on the train so had to leave them behind.

Does that make me an old romantic

Pleased

or just a right f**kin mug >_<

Just re read the thread.
I miss Jake How...

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