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hey lee wanna buy london bridge

Will Cam is in a funny mood today.

So make us laugh moody

Sootyj has had to do all together too much work this week

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2011, 1:07 PM GMT

So make us laugh moody

Never one to overlook a challenge from a man who has non-consensual sex with apes:

Heard on Radio 2 this morning.

I once bought a car from Otis Reading down by the quay. It was a 'Citroën on the dock of the bay'

Still haven't been back to work yet, full of snot still. :(

*waits for sootyj edit*

Quote: Will Cam @ January 6 2011, 1:17 PM GMT

Never one to overlook a challenge from a man who has non-consensual sex with apes:

Heard on Radio 2 this morning.

I once bought a car from Otis Reading down by the quay. It was a 'Citroën on the dock of the bay'

how is an ape meant to consent?

"ook"?

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2011, 1:57 PM GMT

how is an ape meant to consent?

How does any animal get consent? They're basically all rapists.

Lock 'em all up in zooo

Quote: David Bussell @ January 6 2011, 2:08 PM GMT

How does any animal get consent? They're basically all rapists.

We are animals
Therefore we are all rapists
Therefore society will collaspe
Therefore the world will end

Thanks very f**king much David Bussell.

Your throw-a-way post has destroyed humanity.

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2011, 2:16 PM GMT

Lock 'em all up in zooo

:D

He just doesn't care, does he? :(

Quote: Will Cam @ January 6 2011, 2:22 PM GMT

We are animals
Therefore we are all rapists
Therefore society will collaspe
Therefore the world will end

Thanks very f**king much David Bussell.

Your throw-a-way post has destroyed humanity.

Was that your failed appeal to get let back in Dudley Zoo?

I'm drawing a parrot.

Chip's annoyed by bigfella's lack of avatar.

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