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Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 5 2011, 1:42 PM GMT

"Jason had two things most long time lepers didn't; both fists and an itch to use them."

That's not the first line.

Quote: chipolata @ January 5 2011, 2:08 PM GMT

That's not the first line.

I've never claimed to be able to read minds.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 5 2011, 2:10 PM GMT

I've never claimed to be able to read minds.

Is that a first line? Sounds good.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 5 2011, 1:42 PM GMT

"Jason had two things most long time lepers didn't; both fists and an itch to use them."

*From 'Leper Fight', by Chip Esq.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2011, 2:02 PM GMT

DAVID BUSSELL AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Chapter One

If you are reading this it is already too late.

Laughing out loud Actually, I was hoping that might be on the cover of my first book.

When she opened her eyes she realised it wasn't sausage she was eating, but fish.

THE BUY-BULL

"In the beginning Godot Taxis created the heavens and the earth'

FACE DOWN... WITH THE CLOWN

It's all very strange, watching yourself from above like that on a crisp Essex spring morning. My head hurt, my butt ached, but it was the floating sensation that made things worse. Lots of questions. Who's the frogman guy holding me? Why all the 'uniforms' round the water? Why the helicopter hovering above in the sharp blue sky? But most of all - why the f**k did I have to come to Barrymore's pool party?

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Quote: Leevil @ January 5 2011, 9:32 PM GMT

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Is there a desperate demand for sex?

I'll just clean that quote up for you shall I, soots?

Edited by Leevil

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