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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2011, 1:52 PM GMT

Surely if you live within reach of Radio Suffolk there are even easier ways of hearing a Suffolk accent, such as:

a) going outside
b) talking

Laughing out loud You don't even have to go outside here. I posted it because there was a discussion about accents on here recently and non-suffolks might have been interested. You can listen to it on the internet outside Suffolk so not everyone can step outside and hear the genuine article.

Quote: Griff @ January 5 2011, 5:32 PM GMT

"Talking" declared "even easier" than "listening". Murphy you internet gobshite.

Now that is a gneuinely interesting point.

I think talking is easier than listening. It's a more instinctive behaviour than listening, which is quite artificial and really only developed in the last 150 years or so with the invention of the gramophone

Quote: Griff @ January 5 2011, 5:32 PM GMT

"Talking" declared "even easier" than "listening". Murphy you internet gobshite.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ January 5 2011, 5:35 PM GMT

Now that is a gneuinely interesting point.

I think talking is easier than listening. It's a more instinctive behaviour than listening, which is quite artificial and really only developed in the last 150 years or so with the invention of the gramophone

If you developed your listening skills more you'd do better with the opposite sex, Sooty. Ladies love a listener.

Quote: chipolata @ January 5 2011, 5:50 PM GMT

Ladies love a listener.

This is indubitably true. Rob H has lost count of the number of times that he has had lady success because he has a good 'listening face' which hides the fact he is thinking about them naked.

Fiend.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 5 2011, 7:19 PM GMT

Fiend.

*switches on listening face. Mentally undresses Nat*

I wouldn't recommend that. You'll be emotionally scarred for years.

Quote: Rob H @ January 5 2011, 7:14 PM GMT

This is indubitably true. Rob H has lost count of the number of times that he has had lady success because he has a good 'listening face' which hides the fact he is thinking about them naked.

And what does Ernie look like naked, do you think?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2011, 7:25 PM GMT

And what does Ernie look like naked, do you think?

F**k's sake Kevin, I don't look anything like that in real life. More of a Bert.

Quote: sootyj @ January 5 2011, 5:35 PM GMT

I think talking is easier than listening. It's a more instinctive behaviour than listening, which is quite artificial and really only developed in the last 150 years or so with the invention of the gramophone

I'm sure listening was important for cavemen.

Leevil just came up with a joke:

He was considered one of the greatest in prosthetics. He was an absolute leg-end.

Quote: Ben @ January 5 2011, 9:02 PM GMT

I'm sure listening was important for cavemen.

they were hearing the dinosaur they weren't listening,

men !

Quote: Leevil @ January 5 2011, 10:04 PM GMT

Leevil just came up with a joke:

He was considered one of the greatest in prosthetics. He was an absolute leg-end.

I tried to invent a prosthetic willy but I couldn't pull it off

I see Robert 'Smoking Room' Webb is advertising Nicorette patches now.

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