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Who do you fancy? Page 582

Is three times a day actually possible?

Course it is.

For a couple of weeks at the start of the relationship, yes. After that, pah!

Quote: bigfella @ January 5 2011, 2:44 PM GMT

Is three times a day actually possible?

Not without ruining your entire sex life. I used to love chicken kormas but I overdosed on them and now just the smell of a korma makes me want to heave. I don't want the same thing to happen with lady-foofs.

I was actually of thinking the time available in the day! There are only 24 hours. My normal 9 hour sessions would have to be cut down a little.

Ha. Nice save. ;)

Quote: bigfella @ January 5 2011, 3:00 PM GMT

I was actually of thinking the time available in the day! There are only 24 hours. My normal 9 hour sessions would have to be cut down a little.

To be fair, the first eight and a half hours are devoted to preparing the Bigfella dungeon.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 5 2011, 2:28 PM GMT

Oh Ellie, you're right, how could any man every want THAT? Rolling eyes

Quote: chipolata @ January 5 2011, 2:31 PM GMT

Three times a day? I'm worn out just thinking about it!

This.

Men find it too much.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2011, 3:10 PM GMT

To be fair, the first eight and a half hours are devoted to preparing the Bigfella dungeon.

Then I have a rest for twenty minutes.

Then straight down to it!

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Yay! I love her.

Gav just pops on and gets everyones pluses raising and then buggers off.

Quote: Rob H @ January 5 2011, 2:53 PM GMT

For a couple of weeks at the start of the relationship, yes. After that, pah!

This.

I really fancied Billie Piper, when she was about 15. (And I wasn't that much older, before anyone has a dig.)

Billie Piper is really cute, and looks best when she's not wearing all that makeup they put in her for that show, it's too slutty, even for a prostitute.

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