Inspired by me...
Would could Edward do now... he was sandwiched inbetween two beautiful women... and couldn't move for fear of waking them.
Best book starter sentences.
"It was easier than he thought tracking down all the members of the comedy forum. Not as easy as thinking up ways to make them pay, though..."
It was a nice office chair, leatherette and with a fancy footstool.
I usually found it comfortable.
But then it was usually on the floor of my office.
Not hurtling at a 1000 miles a minute towards the surface of Saturn.
He was the best of queers, he was the worst of queers.
Quote: chipolata @ January 5 2011, 11:06 AM GMT"It was easier than he thought tracking down all the members of the comedy forum. Not as easy as thinking up ways to make them pay, though..."
She was dead. It was my fault.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 5 2011, 10:17 AM GMTWould could Edward do now... he was sandwiched inbetween two beautiful women... and couldn't move for fear of waking them.
'Would could'?
*puts book down*
As my good friend Ellie stood there, hands on hips, staring at my newly aroused manhood, chewing...chewing gum like it was her last meal. I asked myself this simple question. Did she swallow?
Artie Stokes looked straight into his father's eyes as he received the usual lecture about the 'state of his room', his 'lack of ambition' and 'how lucky' he was to be a 15 year old living in a comfortable detached bungalow on the outskirts of Cambridge. Ordinarily, Artie's capacity for his father's rhetoric allowed him to maintain, to Olympic standard, the blank stare he habitually wore at such times. Mouth wide open he struggled to think, let alone speak. What made this dressing down different to the thousands he had previously received , was the fact that his father had been dead for the past 26 years.
Quote: don rushmore @ January 5 2011, 12:25 PM GMT'Would could'?
*puts book down*
I was about to say that. 
As the city burnt I couldn't help but feel it was indeed sound advice to not press the button. I wish I had listened to it, instead of being distracted by two squirrels frolicking.
The kitten dies at the end. If this bothers you, perhaps this is not the book for you.
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From perversions in binary the first porn novel featuring BBC Micros
I murdered him cos I am a big gay and I smell, said Sherlock Homo to Dr Watson TV
From the Sootyj reedited murder mysteries
"Jason had two things most long time lepers didn't; both fists and an itch to use them."
*From 'Leper Fight', by Chip Esq.
DAVID BUSSELL AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Chapter One
If you are reading this it is already too late.
Quote: roscoff @ January 5 2011, 1:32 PM GMTAs my good friend Ellie stood there, hands on hips, staring at my newly aroused manhood, chewing...chewing gum like it was her last meal. I asked myself this simple question. Did she swallow?
Quote: don rushmore @ January 5 2011, 12:25 PM GMT'Would could'?
*puts book down*
Yeah, I'm not one for writing. 