Once upon a time...
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I was thinking
"Her love nest was throbbing...
Quote: EllieJP @ January 5 2011, 9:58 AM GMT
How do you start a novel?
Good question! 
Can't you start with a car chase? through Vienna? or Bolton.
I imagine a car chase is quite hard to write in a novel.
Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2011, 10:06 AM GMTGood question!
The first sentence of a book normally will mean if I'll continue to read or not...
"Elise was on a mission to get sex at least every day in January, however, not having a steady boyfriend would hamper this plan. Or would it?"
Wish me luck! With the driving lesson, not a sex mission.
Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2011, 10:11 AM GMTI imagine a car chase is quite hard to write in a novel.
Na somthing like this:
Gerry drove as fast as he could missing 4th on the change because he's a tit. The 1.3 Clio with alloys and optional spolier (You know the one that looks like a turd with a tail) was almost along side.
Exciting stuff.
Then put couple of people shaggin in the back. Car chase novel porn.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 5 2011, 10:15 AM GMTWish me luck! With the driving lesson, not a sex mission.
Good luck with the first.
Quote: Gavin @ January 5 2011, 10:17 AM GMTCar chase novel porn.
Elise was on a mission.
To get laid at least once every day in January. You might think not having a steady boyfriend would hamper this plan. You'd be wrong! Three days in and the stationery cupboard at work had seen more action than ten Christmas parties put together.
Driving instructor was a no show. Cue very angry Robyn on the phone to a very overwhelmed call centre man.
That's not good at all. 
Was it a big company? I'd go with a local nicey.
BSM, but only because they had on an offer I think. My dad said exactly the same as you about swapping to someone local.
Are you local!