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Quote: bigfella @ January 4 2011, 7:19 AM GMT

70% coverage at sunrise.

Will have to get myself near a window and wait for that lazy f**king sun to come up.

And to tell the clouds to f**k off.

NEVER LOOK AT THE SUN FOLKS!

Quote: bigfella @ January 4 2011, 7:55 AM GMT

And to tell the clouds to f**k off.

NEVER LOOK AT THE SUN FOLKS!

The paper? or the big thing in sky?

Well both.

Has just eaten a KitKat.

Just been overpowered by the perfume of the woman on the bus in the seat in front. Essence of Ferret anyone?

Snowing as I came in. I was crunching by the time I arrived here, and had a weird wet patch above my knee.

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2011, 9:36 AM GMT

I was crunching by the time I arrived here, and had a weird wet patch above my knee.

Are you bragging again Chip?

Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2011, 9:40 AM GMT

Are you bragging again Chip?

Again? I'm extremely proud of being the most modest BCG member.

Ellie is not happy to be back at work.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 4 2011, 8:39 AM GMT

Just been overpowered by the perfume of the woman on the bus in the seat in front. Essence of Ferret anyone?

Sick

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2011, 9:43 AM GMT

Again? I'm extremely proud of my most modest member.

Well you are refreshingly honest, I'll give you that!

:)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2011, 10:16 AM GMT

Ellie is not happy to be back at work.

Hangs about, you hate Christmas and you hate work? What do you like?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2011, 10:16 AM GMT

Ellie is not happy to be back at work.

Me neither but I can beat yours

1 we're short staffed so I'm actually having to work
2 insomnia stopped me getting any sleep last night at all.

I am an unhappy zombie

Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2011, 10:17 AM GMT

Well you are refreshingly honest, I'll give you that!

:O

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2011, 10:23 AM GMT

Hangs about, you hate Christmas and you hate work? What do you like?

Cats and Chip.

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