British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 3,283

I am now very sad. :(

Is it a big scratch?

It's like a round scuffed grey patch (on a white phone), right on the top where I can see it all the time.

That's a bit like when we got a 'new' car in August. We had a Meganne before that that had an unsightly dint on the passenger side and was missing one of the plastic trims. We got Citreon Xsara Picasso and within two weeks the wife had scraped the drivers side's nice metallic paint against a post.

I was not amused.

Wonders why you can't buy self polishing shoes.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2011, 9:13 PM GMT

It's like a round scuffed grey patch (on a white phone), right on the top where I can see it all the time.

That would annoy me... just chuck it away.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 3 2011, 9:20 PM GMT

That would annoy me... just chuck it away.

:D
I shall try to make friends with the scuff.

I'd get rid of it. It will plague you.

Quote: Ben @ January 3 2011, 9:20 PM GMT

Wonders why you can't buy self polishing shoes.

We need to bring shoeshine boys back. "Shine your shoes, sir!"

You might be able to remove the scratch with a mild abrasive (toothpaste?) or some buffing with a cloth.

Quote: chipolata @ January 3 2011, 9:29 PM GMT

We need to bring shoeshine boys back. "Shine your shoes, sir!"

Yes. More child labour, please.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2011, 9:21 PM GMT

:D
I shall try to make friends with the scuff.

Put a cute sticker over it.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2011, 9:04 PM GMT

Lol, well nobody died.
But I dropped my pretty, shiny, brand new phone, and now it has a scratch. :(:(:(

Would be nice to own something for more than a week before I balls it up completely.

Don't be prepared to tolerate a scuffed phone in your life. Check this out....worked for me.

http://www.ehow.com/how_7405473_remove-scratches-brasso.html

DISCLAIMER
Juan Kerr has used this technique succesfully himself on his own mobile telephone.However, this advice is presented on the understanding that Juan Kerr incurs no liability whatsoever for any further damage that may be caused.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 3 2011, 9:24 PM GMT

I'd get rid of it. It will plague you.

I caaaan't! I loves it. And it was a present from possibly the most sexually proficient man on the planet.

Quote: Juan Kerr @ January 3 2011, 9:34 PM GMT

Don't be prepared to tolerate a scuffed phone in your life. Check this out....worked for me.

http://www.ehow.com/how_7405473_remove-scratches-brasso.html

Eep. It might well fix it, but I don't think I'm brave enough.

I'll just get used to it. :)

I didn't even know he knew you.

Share this page