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What the hell is your signature, Bigfella?

I treated myself to a new laptop today, it's nice but the mouse button isn't as sensitive as my previous one, it's hurting my thumb.

Jesus, what a pampered life I lead!

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 2 2011, 11:17 PM GMT

I treated myself to a new laptop today, it's nice but the mouse button isn't as sensitive as my previous one, it's hurting my thumb.

Jesus, what a pampered life I lead!

Please insert a standard Sootyj euphemism/innuendo joke.

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 2 2011, 11:17 PM GMT

I f**ked a jewish leper today and drank his monkey juice. .

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Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2011, 11:38 PM GMT

Please insert a standard Sootyj euphemism/innuendo joke.

That's a metagag Willcam ya madman.

nb just got back from a wedding

I don't like weddings

They make me feel very alone.

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2011, 11:41 PM GMT

That's a metagag Willcam ya madman.

nb just got back from a wedding

I don't like weddings

They make me feel very alone.

You always have the voices...........

Will that's just you following me around with a megaphone telling me how much you fancy me.

It's quite touching really.

Aww bless ya Soots, *hugs* Weird day for a wedding though?

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2011, 11:41 PM GMT

That's a metagag Willcam ya madman.(it's no longer a meta gag)

nb just got back from a wedding

I don't like weddings

They make me feel very alone.

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 2 2011, 11:45 PM GMT

Aww bless ya Soots, *hugs* Weird day for a wedding though?

Not if you're a 4 by 2

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2011, 11:45 PM GMT

Will that's just you following me around with a megaphone telling me how much you fancy me.

It's quite touching really.

Lovey

I hate going to weddings. :)
They involve everything I hate in the world. (And a few things I don't hate, but that doesn't make up for it.)

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2011, 12:05 AM GMT

I hate going to weddings. :)
They involve everything I hate in the world. (And a few things I don't hate, but that doesn't make up for it.)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2011, 12:05 AM GMT

I hate going to weddings. :)
They involve everything I hate in the world. (And a few things I don't hate, but that doesn't make up for it.)

Yeh but you've got a big hunk of Aaron to take with you.

I'm just surrounded by those who are more fertile or potentially fertile than me

Back in Newcastle, but sad. In the taxi home we drove past loads of fire engines and then realised our favourite restaurant has had a big fire :( was planning on taking a friend there tomorrow. Hope it's not as bad as it looked.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 3 2011, 1:00 AM GMT

Back in Newcastle, but sad. In the taxi home we drove past loads of fire engines and then realised our favourite restaurant has had a big fire :( was planning on taking a friend there tomorrow. Hope it's not as bad as it looked.

F**k me, I'm a day out again!

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