A YOUNG WOMAN GOES TO AUDITION FOR A TV TALENT SHOW, AFTER PERFORMING HER SONG, SHE STANDS BEFORE THE JUDGES.
JUDGE 1: Hmm! Interesting, don't think it's quite what we're looking for though.
GIRL: I can do better...honest!
JUDGE 1: Comments anyone?
JUDGE 2: It was ok, but not for me, sorry.
GIRL: Oh please, i really want this, please, please put me through.
JUDGE: The other two are right love, it's not the kind of thing we want.
GIRL: Was it the wrong choice of song?
JUDGE 1: No!
GIRL: Was it the clothes?
JUDGE 1: No the clothes were fine.
GIRL: What then?
JUDGE 2: It's the wrong show, this is strictly come dancing, the x-factors next door.