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Awwwwwww, they sound cute!

But NIGHTMARES!

Haha. About zombies licking your shoulder!

Laughing out loud They were just mental!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2010, 9:00 PM GMT

Climbing on the head of the bed at 3 a.m. Eating stray pieces of paper/beads/Smarties from the floor. Licking my shoulder. Very silly cats!

A cat woke me up one Christmas by licking my head.

I think we're quite salty.

The cat next door always licks my hand. It's his way of saying hello.

I looked after my neighbours Chiuaha for an hour
He licked my ear. ( The chiuaha not the neighbour )
But I must admit that for a second I did think he was about to whisper something to me.

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2010, 10:53 PM GMT

The cat next door always licks my hand. It's his way of saying hello.

Either that or he thinks you're quite dirty and need a wash.

Quote: chipolata @ December 30 2010, 10:57 PM GMT

Either that or he thinks you're quite dirty and need a wash.

He'd be right.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 30 2010, 10:57 PM GMT

But I must admit that for a second I did think he was about to whisper something to me.

"That Let's Play Another Game thread you did this year was shit, Sunshine." ;)

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2010, 10:58 PM GMT

He'd be right.

What with that and your curvature of the spine, you're quite a catch!

It sounded more like sausages
But you could be right.

Just think disabled tramp.

Dead here today. Is everybody out celebrating already?

Watching Fantastic Mr Fox it's aces

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