British Comedy Guide

Off the Boyle!

FRANKIE BOYLE
Hey father f**kers! Heard about that f**king mad bastard uncle who killed his 2 c**ting nephews I bet he bummed them first. How's that for you father f**king, cousin fellating squares!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL FRANKIE IS TALKING TO A BEMUSED GROUP OF JAPANESE TOURISTS IN THE TOWER OF LONDON

A BEEFEATER GIVES HIM A CLIP AROUND THE EAR.

BEEFEATER
Right clear off, that joke is at least 4 centuries out of date you motherf**ker!

BEEFEATER PROCCEDES TO CHASE FRANKIE OFF POKING HIM UP THE BUM WITH A PIKE

FRANKIE
Ooyah! Help ma grand dad fellating Bob!

JAPANESE TOURIST
I never know Prince philip a father f**king ginger!

Unsurprised that one of the worlds leading beauty product manufacturer have withdrawn sponsorship.
Surprised why a beauty company would want to be associated with him the in the first place!! LOL :)
Ugly b*stard.

as he might say.

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