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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ December 21 2010, 1:33 AM GMT

Apparently squirrels were only recently observed to be swimming here, for the first time ever, they believe in an attempt to cool down in our recent very mild winters (up to the last two).

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Indeed Albert, seen same creature attempting to violate my bird bowl!, aghast It was thus provided for wild fowl, they do take liberties!.
What are we to do avenge rampant raiders?,.. thought of hen-wire, alas tits cannot dip and nourish. Helpfull hints please.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 20 2010, 3:15 PM GMT

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If I was a lesbian & I had not had any muff for a very looooooooooooooooooooooong time I still wouldnt let that at me.
Not even if I was dried like a prune down there with vaginal sandstorms blowing.
*Shivers*

Watching the Christmas Top of the Pops2 and We are the World for Africa came on, I said look theres Bruce Springsteen my 8 year old who didnt know him pips...Dont you mean Steve Brookstein? (Ist xfactor winner)Rock on Steve

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 28 2010, 12:24 PM GMT

Watching the Christmas Top of the Pops2 and We are the World for Africa came on, I said look theres Bruce Springsteen my 8 year old who didnt know him pips...Dont you mean Steve Brookstein? (Ist xfactor winner)Rock on Steve

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Bruce Springsteen? Steve Brookstein?

George Bush? Kate Bush?

Easy mistakes to make.

You've started me off now Veronica!

Katy Perry
Bryan Ferry

A true story:

Some years ago, I was roaming around Sussex and (literally) walked into Alan Minter, a world champion boxer.

Later, upon informing my mother I'd met Alan Minter, she asked "Isn't he the one that writes those strange plays?"

Priceless

Do a Google image search for this number: 241543903

Minutes of lulz there.

That is so weird. Like some weird fridge culture.

There's nothing sadder than the TV Choice 14 Page Bumper Christmas TV Guide with only one day of usefulness left.

You should get the Radio Times instead, then.

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2010, 10:56 PM GMT

You should get the Radio Times instead, then.

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That's for Beebloid Apologists!

Pff. It's for proper people!

So will Russell's wife be Katy Brand?

See you on the other side...